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Part 4 – ME!!!!11!!
My Make

It??s true; I cut soda out of my life for now. I don??t know how long it will last, but i’am giving it a shot.

It all started back o’ 2 weeks ago when I visited my local Pepsi plantation. The people there were old looking and had horrible odors attached to them. Like any other adventure, they showed me around the place and let me even come up with my own soda. BOY-gully, that sure was exciting, I mean how many people get to create their own soda? The best part of the field trip was that they let me ride in a cool little cart that had the words “P-E-P-S-I” on the side of it. It even had some radical flame decals coming out of the tires. Finally we came to the testing felicity. Inside where tons of workers that seemed to be treated like slaves in a coal mine. They had great steel balls tied around their ankles and in one corner just stood the foot of what appeared to be human. Most of the workers inside were passed out with empty cans in their hand, but for the ones that were awake, they showed me a treat. Only enough to take a sip of that sweet refreshing drink called Pepsi. It was getting late and I had to say bye to my two slave buddies. As I turned to say good-bye, they looked and me and smiled. Their horrific teeth shot out like a slab of butter shoved in their mouth. One of them only had his 4 front teeth; one of them was barely hanging onto its tread. At that point I knew I must quit drinking soda.

I finally got a car that I can call my own well somewhat. I didnt pay for it, but its for me. Its a dark green 1999 Honda Civic Dx 1.6 lit. One bad side is that the AC doesn’t work 🙁 It doesnt bother me to as it does with passengers. There’s so much I can do this car I dont even know where to start. I dont plan to get over board, but just enough so I think its good.

I couldn’t find my Digicam so I used the cameraphone. :0)

As you may know losing weight or just trying to keep your weight stable may be hard sometimes. Especially during the summer, most people stay at home unless you work. Working is a plus. This is where I come in… The Cereal Diet. You might think this is a stupid ass idea, but its not.

The outline:

Think about it. Say you??re going for that Ham & Cheese hot pocket, that??s about 12g? I don??t know. Researching is not really my thing. I’ll leave it up to the scientist. Going back, I bet eating that hot pocket isn??t even filling. Boom! Here comes the C to the E to the R up to the L. That??s about 1.5g. Not filling? Toss another bowl up! You see what I am trying to get at?

Ether way it??s your life so do whatever the fuck you wanna do. I??m just here to judge :0)

So its almost over and still have no job.

9 days, 15 hours and 17 minutes from this point on.

Including weekends.