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You haven’t lived unless you’ve dated two girls in which they’re both each others neighbors.

You originally meet them with their other friends while you stand outside a bar waiting to get in.¬† They all have their own personalities; shy, but a whore, stuck up hottie, and the innocent ugly.¬† At first you’re too much of a douche bag to start a conversation with the hottie so head directly for the ugly innocent one.¬† You later find out she’s an engineer which happens¬† to blows your mind.¬† You wonder to yourself, why are all the good girls ugly and why is god playing this cruel joke on us?¬† Most of all, why is this girl out and about?¬† Most smart independent women are already at home trying while television’s on in the background.¬† Anyways, both of you have a lot of common interests and it seems that there maybe a future with this one.¬† The night ends and you end up walking home your cock in your hand, but Hey! at least you managed to get her number.

Days later bump into them again, but this time they left the ugly one at home (Where she belongs).¬† Now is the time to woo the hottie.¬† You’ve never actually spoken with a women this cute before in your life, so tonight you try something new.¬† Let’s become a typical jerk and be rude to her the entire time.¬† It turns out she’s the type of girl that loves assholes… what are the odds?¬† You’re lucky enough to get her number and want to call it a night, but she has more on her agenda and you’re included.¬† Both of you share the loving and have great night at her place, that’s cool!

Time goes on and you continue to date the hottie, but you’re already over her for the most part because all the shady shit that she does for a living and you’re just not that type of guy (drugs).¬† Like any guy, you’re going to ride this wave out and pray something else happens in your life.¬† Weeks go by and all of a sudden the ugly innocent girl decides to man up and give you a ring.¬† She wants to hang out and what not so you go for it.¬† She invites you over for a movie and gives you her address.¬† As you google it, you realize that she lives on the same street as the hottie, in fact they’re next door neighbors!¬† This has to be a trap!¬† Let’s think about it, they’re friends, you met them together, and they live next to each other. Yup, definitely a trap, but the only way to find out is to actually go over and see for yourself.¬† That’s right, you’re too down and go for it!¬† In the end it wasn’t a trap and now you prefer her over the hottie.¬† The next chapter has yet to been played out so I’ll end here.

We could spice this up by having them all go on a Vegas adventure leaving them all together in a car for a 4hr drive. Who knows what they might discuss.

If only this were non-fiction, then it would be GREAT, but its not!