Archive for July 21st, 2009

Elderly Dating

An illustration would really bring this to life.
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Sister: Hey Peter, come look at this car in front of our house!
Brother: What’s so special about it?

**Both of them look at the car**

Brother: Isn’t that a Ford Model T?
Sister: Yeah, it seems like he real good care of it.

**Grandmother walks by**

Sister: Grandma’ why are you all dressed up?
Brother: Yo…or…you’re not dying, right?
Grandmother: No no children, unlike yourselves, I have a date tonight.
Sister: But it’s only 4 in afternoon!
Brother: Well if your waiting for Mr. Ford, he’s outside already.

**Faint air horn scream in the background**

Grandmother: Oh gosh, look at the time, it’s getting late. ¬†He said that he’ll promise to keep me up all night… Bye kids!
Brother: Uuhh, that gave me the shivers. ¬†I wonder what “all night” means to them.
Sister: You don’t even want to know.