Guy: Wow that’s a huge glass you have there. Are you sure that you don’t have enough iced tea there?
Dude: Yeah, i wasn’t sure if it was big enough, I think I might go bigger.
Guy: Why so large?
Dude: Basically I wanted to have enough iced tea to last me through the day so I didn’t have to ever step out of my room and see my mother.
Guy: Now that’s just retarded.





0 Responses to “Wow”