Me: New laptop? Wait, doesn’t that make it your 3rd? Didn’t you just get a netbook like a month ago?
Feng: Ah.. yeah.
Me: Where the hell you keep getting these laptops from? Aren’t you unemployed?
Feng: What can I say, my boyfriend loves me.
Me: Really? Is he that rich that he didn’t even realize that you already have two laptops? Where the hell does he get all this money?
Feng: He works a lot!
Me: What the fuck does he do, sell drugs?
James: (from across the room) Maybe he sells corn!
Me: What the hell… are you talking about?!
James: Yeah, think about it! Think about all the popcorn that’s at the movie theaters.
Me: Wow James… just wow!
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