The show that will never exist.

So as some people know already, I would like to create a show that is a mixture between It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia and Seinfield. Yes, I know that the shows are some what similar so I’ll through in some Scrubs for the hell of it.

General Overview:
The show will consist of three guys and every so ofter a 4th wheel just to even the load.¬† Basically the show is about the main characters discussing ideas for the storyline of “their” show that will never exist.¬† Usually the scenario will take place at a restaurant or having them just walking/driving around. Throughout the show the guys will through out what they believe would be good situation for the imaginary cast to be in.¬† These situations are really the part of the “real” show in which they’re actually acted out just like in Scrubs, were Dr. Dorian flashes to his imaginary land.¬† The cast member will narrate their imaginary situation while their cast still has lines for the show.¬† This “real” show will have some consistency rather than just being completely random.

Yes, I know, my grammar is horrible and that my proofreading willfulness is unexisting makes it difficult to comprehend anything that I just wrote.

Let us say the three main guys are Nick, Kevin and Robert.

Some of the topics that they might of:

-Kevin’s idea: Remember that time we thought it would be cool to be like the Sopranos and have dinner at some quite Italian place and sit at our own table, alone.¬† We won’t say a word to each other the whole time and after dinner we discuss what we saw.¬† “Did you see the women in the red dress?” “Oh man, she had it going on, especially with the wavy hair.¬† God that gets me going.¬† I wouldn’t mind taking her out back and getting her pregnant.” “Wait! The women in the red dress?! That’s the restaurant owner’s daughter.¬† She’s actually a hermaphrodite as well as color bind, not to mention that she’s emotional unstable.¬† The only reason she’s wearing a red dress is because her step mother’s funeral was today and she thought red was black.” “How the hell do you know all this?” “Yeahhhh…… I fucked her today.” “What the hell?!” “Didn’t I tell you guy, funerals are totally where to hookup at.” “Wait so you didn’t know her until today?” “Bingo!”

Anyways… I sure I lost everyone’s interest by now. I had you at a 7 and now we’re about ahhhhhh 2.

There are other ideas that I’ll briefly go into.

-”Dude, that’s just as creepy as the time I woke up and you were sitting in that chair watching me!”

So that’s pretty much what it will be about.¬† The reason why I came about this idea is because I ‘am fucking tired of seeing these cheesy, boring, poor dialog, predictable shows such as How I Met Your Mother. The only actor on the show that’s worth watching is Neil Patrick Harris.¬† The character I hate the most on that show is jason segal.¬† I won’t even capitalize his name because he’s that bad.¬† He sucked in Freaks and Greeks just as bad as now.¬† Anyways, I went off track a little too much back there, it’s just people watch TV to be entertained, not to see some weak ass, pull straight out of a donkey’s anus, crap.¬† After a hard days of whatever it is that Americans do, they want to laugh and relax the night away, not to hear some fake laughs spliced into the show.

Whatever, I’ll continue to write ideas for my show on here so I won’t forget.

P.S. excuse me for not proofreading this.

1 Response to “The show that will never exist.”


  1. 1 chris

    it would work ez

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