Archive for December, 2006

The ZUNE

Published
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Thomas
on 12/30/2006
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Microsoft’s MP3 player….. The “ZUNE” Their plan is to take on Apple’s iPod and destroy it. First off, fuck all the haters! FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS WANNA BE ANTI-MICROSOFT FAGS!! Suck a fucking lemon.

The players comes with most of the standard features, plus more.

1. MP3, WMA, WMV, MP4, M4A, M4B, MOV, H264, and JPG

2. Radio with savable presents.

3. Wifi song/picture sharing

4. Wide screen 320 x 240 pixels

Music wise, yeah its cool, it has all those features like the iPod. Sort through song, album, genre, artist, etc. One little nice feature I did like was when you hold the down button to scroll fast, the alphabet comes up letting you stop right on that letter of the artist.

Pictures This is able to read the photo data of JPG images and will automatically rotate them if necessary. Letting you enjoy them sideways on the screen.

Video One of the best fucking features. With this beautiful fucking screen it brings videos alive. It just gets you wet when play a video and having the ZUNE play it sideways letting you enjoy the seeing it on the screen. Its just breathtaking. APPLE & ZEN just got PWNED x2 here.

Radio Most people underrate this feature, but for the common man its a must! MP3 player + Radio = KICKASS. This radio is able to read the tags of supported stations. Meaning it displays the Radio Stations name + the Artist and Song info! BADASS. Everyone needs a radio on the music player. Most people get bored of their songs and just want hear something random.

Sharing This bad-boy lets you share songs and picture with another ZUNE using Wifi. For the songs, they have this system called “3 plays or 3 days” Meaning you can play it 3 times or have it 3 days, which ever comes first. Some people have found a work around for this, which is just wonderful. After those 3 days/plays the song info will still be saved on the player, letting you “Buy” it when you sync up at home. We all know we’re just going to pirate the song. As for sharing pictures, there is no limit. Once you send a picture to someone else it will be on there ZUNE until they delete. No digital rights here.

“Music, up to 14 hours (wireless off), up to 13 hours (wireless on); pictures, up to 4 hours; video, up to 4 hours”
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There are many other things that you’ll discover if you get your hands on one, for example you can set your own wallpaper. The design for the ZUNE is almost outstanding, they have this “Clear” looking thing over the ZUNE which provides great protection from it getting scratched.

I love this thing compared to the ZEN:M and the all the iPods. Right now there is only a 30 gig ver, but they are coming out with an 80gig soon.

10/10
Sales for about $230 if you shop around.

Site: http://www.zune.net/

How to Rip a Phonebook in Half

Published
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Thomas
on 12/24/2006
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My Take:

The Official How-to:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/345661/how_to_rip_a_phonebook_in_half/

Waiting Room…

Published
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Dan
on 12/10/2006
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I went to the clinic for an appointment that¬†I had¬†at 2:30 PM..I got there 10 min early hoping that I would be called earlier and get that over and done with..So I come in and give the nurse my info..and she tells me it would take a couple of minutes so I take a seat and wait…25 min pass and still nothing…There were no magazines or any other reading material…The only thing there was¬† is a Tv showing a Cops marathon..Three episodes of Cops pass and I am still waiting…so there goes about 1 hour and 30 min …finally I get called and¬†the nurse leads me to the smaller waiting room..the one where I have to wait for the Doc to come in…Im sitting in there for ten minutes and he hasnt came in..i fell asleep and the opening of the door woke me up..the Doc sat down in his chair and asked me three questions, when I finished answering them he wrote some stuff down and he stood up and told me that was it…waiting for 2 and a half hours just for three questions? ..fuck that was a waste of time..

So I almost got fired…

Published
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Thomas
on 12/6/2006
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Yeah, I left a video up on my monitor of some man putting a crow-bar in a blender, which I didn’t get to see, because I had to go to the next building and pick up some mail for some lazy ass bitches. When I come back, I see a fat fuck fucking with my computer and some foreign bitch taking notes from this dumb ass. Timmy here thinks he knows computers and pointed out every little detail on how I made it appeared like I was doing work when I clearly wasn’t. Well fuck him. For the rest of the day I was on “Lock-Down.” I couldn’t touch a computer nor use the phone. Good thing my co-worker had my back and removed my cell phone which I INDEED used to connect to the Internet through my computer. So he saved me from some serious shit. Later on at a meeting with my supervisors , which was basically about me and the whole computer issue, they ask me all kinds of fucking questions and they wrote notes as if they were interviewing the President. So I told them bullshit lies left and right, about not seeing the county’s policy, not signing this, no way of proving it was me who did it, blah blah blah, and they ended up letting me off with a warning.

By the way, the mother fucker who explored through my desk, computer, notebooks like a fucking charger was a guy that looks like this

PS:

FUCK you Tim Smith, you worthless piece of shit. You pretend to care about your workers and be a friendly guy, but you ended up being a total douche bag. Honestly, who cares if a screen it turned at an angle. I seriously hope you have a fucking heart-attack when your taking a shit from all those Double-Gulps you drink while you hover over every ones shoulder, even the people that are not under your management!! So when they find you in the laboratory, it looks like the toilet threw-up a soggy wet furry rat with all your shit rubbed all over. Then I hope when they take your body out of the building I hope everyone laughs and we have a party in honor of your death. I really hope you read this you son of a bitch since you went through all my personal info on my computer and you treat us like no-bodies. YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT! So stop playing everyone already and admit your a homosexual.

Video Comment: What a fucking bitch, it turns out he didnt even blend it! PUSSY!! I put my job on the line for this ass who says he’s going to blend a crow bar and doesn’t even do it! WEAK SAUCE!